AND SO THE LORD CAME DOWN UNTO MAN, AND SAID "Yo, uhh, what's up?"
AND MAN DID SAYETH BACK UNTO HIM "It's a party, dude. You brought a gift, right?"
AND THE LORD WAS LIKETH "Oh, sh*t. That's today? Jesus..."
AND JESUS WAS ALL LIKETH "Yeah?"
AND SO THE LORD DID SAYETH UNTO HIM, YEA, EVEN UNTO HIS OWN SON "I didn't mean YOU, Jesus. I was just... it's not important."
The Lost Book of Tyr 22:13-20
And that's why I hope you have a happy birthday.