Harry Potter Slashy Lemon

Yeah, I know. Lime pun. But it had to be done.

I chose Harry/Draco for no other reason than its seeming to be the most popular Harry Potter pairing out there. Honestly, turn around once or twice on fanfiction.net in the Harry Potter category and wham! It's there.

So, yep, this is a Harry/Draco lemon in a romantic setting. With candles floating in a pool. Let your imagination take it from there...

Those of you who don't roam the internet and have no clue what this about, you might want to retain your innocence by pretending it doesn't exist. Some things can't be unseen or forgotten, but if you are certain want details, there are stuff called lemons and something called slash out there. And there's many yaoi fangirls out there, too.

I happen not to ship Harry/Draco, btw. But the lemon wouldn't sink when I put it in the water, so I can't make any puns about sinking ships. Or sinking lemons.

I know, I know.